So no more insurance?
Nope! In fact…
I nope’d so hard it left a hole in the ozone layer.
I nope’d so hard that it resulted in concrete proof of the Higgs boson.
I nope’d so hard the Roman Empire fell. Retroactively.
I nope’d so hard the UN had to deploy peacekeeping troops.
I nope’d so hard the Earth wobbled ever-so-slightly on its axis.
I nope’d so hard they very briefly cancelled Wednesday. All Wednesdays.
I nope’d so hard three raging, active volcanoes abruptly went extinct.
I nope’d so hard a pod of whales beached themselves on a faraway coast.
I nope’d so hard that same pod of whales promptly got up, walked into the nearest 7-11 and robbed them blind. The suspects are still at large.
You have an internship?
Yep. Hudson Institute Center for Political-Military Analysis. It’s actually really fun and rewarding, coming from an IR background. If only it were paid!
umm excuse me i don’t have “bed hair.” it’s andrew jackson hair.
You have minions?
Yep! Got promoted. Kind of. Now I supervise other interns, so they’ll be doing my footnotes from now on. I’m King of All Interns.
THE TALKING DOG AT THE SHELL SHACK,
"I think the devil doesn’t exist, but man has created him, he has created him in his own image and likeness."
— Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Brothers Karamazov (via fyodors)
i would be surprised about the whole russia / ukraine situation, but seeing how putin’s name on facebook is Vladimir ImmaGetMines Putin, i don’t know why we didn’t see this coming