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fasterfood:

imagine being a newborn baby. u could fuck with people so hard. like someone goes “oh, how old are you?” you go “55”. they get confused as fuck. “wtf? u dont look close to 55”. at this point u have the upper hand. you smirk, and say “55…minutes”. everyone gets a good laugh. imagine

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lostflyingfish:

Am white. Can confirm, I have done all these things when I’ve been in horror movies.

kyle I fucking love you

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founditinthecity:

alex-j-hughes:

Spring in the Swiss Alps

Looks vaguely familiar.

founditinthecity:

alex-j-hughes:

Spring in the Swiss Alps

Looks vaguely familiar.

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europeanarchitecture:

Palazzo Farnese (Caprarola) - architect Jacopo Barozzi da Vignola, Caprarola, Italy (by alfiogreen)

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radhomo:

my new favorite color

radhomo:

my new favorite color

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tragedyseries:

I will be attending the San Diego Comics Convention. Come find me at booth 1833 (with Oni Press for scheduled signings.) For those who do not yet possess the two volumes constituting the’ best of tragedy series’ chap-books, I will be bringing a few to sign and sketch in. If you cannot find me send a messenger bird and I will do my best to respond; Hope to see you there. 
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cannedcream:

moriahari:

discountbongsanddildos:

Look what I found.

An Ancient Relic of times long past.

While the true meaning of these temples have been lost to time, most scholars agree that they were once a gathering hall built to the worship of the gods of old.

cannedcream:

moriahari:

discountbongsanddildos:

Look what I found.

An Ancient Relic of times long past.

While the true meaning of these temples have been lost to time, most scholars agree that they were once a gathering hall built to the worship of the gods of old.

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callmesuspect:

The single best office prank, ever.

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litchfieldprisonblues:

This lady terrified me.

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melkior:

send hELP

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choochoobear:

tastefullyoffensive:

If Disney Princesses Were Actually Sloths by Jen Lewis

Previously: Nicolas Cage as Disney Princesses

Give unto me.

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petitedeath:

werewolfinmychair:

sweetassfoodstuffs:

handletheheat.com

Friendly reminder that how you mix things also changes the outcome! (It depends on the utensil you use and the amount of mixing done.)

if you dont put brown sugar in your chocochip cookies and you add extra flour you will go to hell. its a fact

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beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired
i aspire to great things in life

beowulfstits-archive:

I want to go to this exact point and run around it saying “I’m in Sweden!” I’m in Finland!” “I’m in Norway!” until I get tired

i aspire to great things in life

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