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WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING.
HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2013 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS.
THEY’D BETTER HAVE A DECENT BOOZE CART.
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WHAT DID YOU GET, SOME SORT OF TARRAGON CHICKEN THING? WITH A LITTLE FRUIT CUP AND A BROWNIE? OH, THAT’S ADORABLE. I GOT A FUCKING PILE OF LETTUCE. IT’S NOT EVEN KALE OR ANYTHING.
HOW HARD IS IT TO OFFER A PROPER VEGETARIAN OPTION? IT’S 2013 FOR CHRIST’S SAKE. FIRST YOU BASICALLY HAVE TO HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE FINGERED BY THE TSA AND THEN THIS.
THEY’D BETTER HAVE A DECENT BOOZE CART.
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p33p:
im going to fucking cry
please no
im
I’m not one to apologize for Kidz Bop. Shit’s awful. Like really, really awful.
But if you are going to make a child-friendly a capella cover of a song, I can understand why you’d want to change certain lyrics. Like “This is fucking awesome,” or “it’s so damn frosty, people like ‘damn, that’s a cold-ass honky.’”
But what
what on earth
what on earth could possibly be offensive
about
“pop some tags”
like
why tho
Children representing the Central Powers
WW1 kawaii.
WWI WTF
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I’ll come back for you i whisper as i caress the books i can’t afford
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In the year 1519, Hernán Cortés and some six hundred Spaniards arrived on the coast of a mysterious, new land in faraway America. They soon learned that it was an outpost of a powerful, warlike empire on a great inland plateau. We know that Cortés made history at that point by destroying his ships and, two years later, by completing the conquest of the Aztec empire.
– The Burning Ships of Hernán Cortés
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Remember the days when cocaine was prescribed as a hangover cure?
From: A Practical Treatise on Palatable Prescribing, Benjamin W. Palmer
Okonomiyaki and Fried Rice with lifeuncommon. Shrimpy, pancakey, soysaucy goodness.
I find this strangely arousing.
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These eyes are not the same I wore in Rome.
